1. deus-ex-aquila:

    pick the nearest match for your pronunciation, connotation, and definition of “ornery”

    1a. ORN-er-ee (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn

    1b. ORN-er-ee (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved

    2a. AWN-ree (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn

    2b. AWN-ree (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved

    3a. ORN-ree (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn

    3b. ORN-ree (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved

    4a. AWN-er-ee (negative): mean-tempered, argumentative, stubborn

    4b. AWN-er-ee (neutral to positive): cheeky, impish, harmlessly misbehaved

    5. other (tags please!)

    if you’re from the USA, tag what you chose and what general region you’re from (don’t dox yourself, I don’t need to know your hometown or any other security questions), using this map:

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    I’d also love to know if you were aware of the opposing connotation/definition or any of the various other pronunciations before reading this. I am not the least bit interested in what anyone thinks is ~correct~, only what they use and what they’ve heard before.

    for non-USAmericans, I’m super curious if this linguistic difference exists outside the USA in any way, so I’d love it if you tagged your country as well.

    reblog for sample size, you know the drill.

    (via mayasaura)

     
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  3. little-chaos-bitch:

    im-a-creepy-cookie:

    little-chaos-bitch:

    im-a-creepy-cookie:

    dragonsrequiem:

    socialjusticeissue:

    bitethebullets:

    danepopfrippery:

    z0mbiefrank:

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    HOLD THE LINE!! KEEP PUSHING!!!!!

    Sorry babes but as someone who lived lug around 500 cds they can die. To me lps are at least pretty and pretentious like a fine wine. Cds have no point

    the point is cds are sexy as hell. sorry you dont know what sex is.

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    visual diagram btw ^

    @danepopfrippery

    The real point is that you OWN a CD. You do NOT own anything digital you purchase.

    Google Play stole hundreds of dollars worth of music I paid them for from me by forcing me to upload it to YouTube Music (or lose it entirely) which is behind a subscription paywall, requiring me now to pay more money every month if I want to listen to MY music I PAID for without constant advertising.

    You do not own anything digitally purchased. It can be taken back from you at any time and it is fully legal for big corporations to do so for some reason.

    CDs can’t be taken from you unless they come into your house or car in person to physically pry them out of your cold dead hands.

    That’s why the resurgence. As funny as that person’s reply to you was, it’s not in fact because they look sexy. It’s because you actually own them.

    Look- CDs are your friend. CD-ROMs and CD drives with the capacity to burn? Are your friends with benefits.

    Can anyone teach me how to burn Digital only songs into CDs?

    i can ask my dad!! i think you need a certain piece of hardware, but i dont think its difficult!

    not rn tho hes asleep

    I would love that thank you!!

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    here you go!!

    (via headspace-hotel)

     

  4. elexuscal:

    going crazy about how the three protagonists of Translation State are:

    • a person who had a family but craved a purpose
    • a person who had a purpose but craved a family
    • someone who had neither (or both, but they were terrible)

    all managing to come together and help each other out and get what they needed/wanted

     

  5. lolbatty:

    hobo-rg:

    jthm:

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    “spicy pillow” jokes aside, I think @flowerkrone​’s tags deserve a serious reply:

    #my old phone looks like this on my shelf lmao #im too scared to touch it to throw it away #idk what trash this even goes into when its at this point

    The pillow-shaped object here used to be the phone’s battery. It’s not a battery anymore. Now it’s a balloon full of corrosive, pyrophoric chemicals and hydrogen gas and it’s one puncture away from burning your house down. I am 100% serious. You should be scared to touch it.

    But you gotta touch it, because you gotta get it out of your house before the pressure builds up to the point where the balloon pops. This isn’t going to happen soon – there is no need to panic – but it will happen eventually.

    And, indeed, it doesn’t go in the ordinary trash. You put this in the ordinary trash and you’re gonna set the garbage truck on fire. Don’t do that to the garbage collectors, their job is hard enough already.

    The first thing you need to do is get a fireproof container. The most common household item that qualifies as a fireproof container is a cast-iron cookpot with a cast-iron lid – often sold as a “Dutch oven.” Any other cooking container that’s unreactive, has a very high melting point, and has a lid made of the same materials will also work: enameled or stainless steel, Pyrex with glass lid, etc.

    However: Do not use a pot with a PTFE-based non-stick coating. If the battery does explode, the fire will probably be hot enough to degrade a PTFE coating, producing toxic smoke. (Not that you should breathe the smoke from the battery fire either, but PTFE breakdown products are worse.) Do not use a pot made of aluminium or copper. The fire might even get hot enough to melt those.

    Whatever container you use, you might have to throw away along with the phone, so don’t use your good Dutch oven for this. Go to a thrift store and buy a cheap one.

    Once you have the fireproof container:

    1. Gently pick up the phone and put it in the fireproof container. If possible, gently tape the phone to the bottom of the container to prevent it from bouncing around. Don’t put any padding in there, that’ll just make a fire worse if it does happen. Put the lid on and tape it shut.
    2. Put a label on the container, something like “DEFECTIVE LI-ION BATTERY – FIRE HAZARD”.
    3. It is now reasonably safe to move the container around. However, if the battery does explode, the container is very likely to leak smoke and get hot, so keep it in a well-ventilated area and away from things that will be damaged by heat. Don’t leave it exposed to the weather, either.
    4. You need to find either a hazardous waste disposal site, or an e-waste recycler that will accept defective Li-ion batteries. I can’t help with that because I have no idea where you live.
    5. However, your local fire department, if you have one, will probably be happy to help. Call their non-emergency number. Nothing is on fire yet, so this isn’t an emergency, but things that can easily start a fire are still within the fire department’s responsibilities. Tell them you have a phone with a bulging lithium-ion battery, you put it in a fireproof container, and you want to know how to dispose of it safely.
    6. If the fire department tries to tell you this isn’t dangerous or it’s okay to throw it out in the regular trash (with or without fireproof container), hang up on them and write a cranky letter to your local government representatives, then keep looking for a proper disposal site.
    7. When you do find a a hazardous waste disposal site or an e-waste recycler, call them and make sure they will take defective Li-ion batteries, before showing up. That’s also a good time to ask if they will let you have the fireproof container back.

    Reblog to save lives.

    (via thatdiabolicalfeminist)

     
  6. christophoronomicon:

    batmanisagatewaydrug:

    julad:

    thisdiscontentedwinter:

    salparadisewasright:

    sapphicdalliances:

    jonpertwee:

    hamfistedbunvendor:

    jonpertwee:

    I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.

    that’s already how it is in australia

    That’s just so fucked up. :(
    Do certain medical conditions exempt you?

    ?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.

    I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote.

    Adding to this here, in Australia you don’t have to vote. Or, more precisely, there’s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot. You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you don’t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this: 

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    Or this: 


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    Or this: 

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    You have get your name crossed off (if you don’t want to wear the fine), but you don’t have to make your vote counted if you’re opposed to it. 

    And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? That’s fine. Do a postal vote.  Stuck in hospital? That’s fine. They’ll go to you. Stuck in an old people’s home and can’t get around? Again, they’ll go to you. It’s amazing to me that it’s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote. 

    And look, I get it. Sometimes I don’t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year they’re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile. 

    ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. There’s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if they’re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and I’m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party.

    Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out.

    A country’s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable.

    And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didn’t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldn’t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldn’t do it that day.

    “oh no, what if people actually have to participate in picking the government officials who will impact their lives” jesus christ

    For the last time, for everyone who still doesn’t understand: not voting is not a tool of resistance, it’s a tool of surrender.

    (via miliabyntite)

     

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  9. cheekedupwhiteboy:

    cheekedupwhiteboy:

    enough preg let’s litigate a new fetish. step right up who’s got a good one

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    your mind is so beautiful. im obsessed. i dont even want to litigate over the morals of this one im just mentally playing in this space with u rn. what if i was a naughty little mothgirl and mommy tortured me with stinky mothballs

    (via cubone)

     

  10. rongzhi:

    English added by me :)

    (via harpyhormones)

     

  11. bogleech:

    only-tiktoks:

    This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no….oil is soaking into fur and feathers….if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”

    (via miliabyntite)

     

  12. noooooooope:

    thehappinessmachine:

    not me realizing that with tumblr moving the icons to the side, it eliminates xkit, which was situated at the top. what a scumbag move

    xkit rewritten, which should be used instead of the shambling corpse of old xkit, lives in the addon bar of your browser! And it handled the new layout like a champ, removing all of the garbage (if configured to do so). https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/xkit-rewritten/ https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/xkit-rewritten/ehgbadgnkmeeldglkmnplolneidgpbcm

    (via a-for-effort-f-for-execution)

     

  13. unityrain24:

    okay i feel like i’ve seen a poll like this but i don’t remember the results so

    what do you write your fics in?

    Word

    Google Docs

    Notes App

    straight into the website you’re uploading it to (??)

    Physical paper?

    other

    i use google docs btw

    (via tarysande)

     

  14. swarnpert:

    swarnpert:

    *right clicks on you*

    *views your properties*

    (via bitternanami)

    Tagged #hornyposting
     

  15. gncbutpi:

    Is it weird to drink the water from your bathroom sink? (e.g. filling up a cup or water bottle)

    No? Tap water is tap water

    Yes wtf. It’s the bathroom. Gross

    I have never thought about this before and have no idea how to answer

    Conflicted/Nuance in the tags

    Feel free to reblog etc. I’m asking because my roommate had a weirdly shameful response to doing this the other day, and I was like ?????? It’s a tap.

    (via curioscurio)